This is a real e-mail I just received:Dear Adam,Low Carbs Online have reviewed your website and concluded that youwould be a perfect affiliate partner to market our site. Low CarbsOnline is one of the most visited Low Carb Online Stores in the world.We sell over 350 Low Carb products, and we have been ranked as one ofthe best Low Carb sites by, for example, Shopping.comWe offer you a TEN PERCENT commission on every order you refer to ourwebsite. We offer Free Shipping on all orders over $59.00, so startearning today…
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That is so freakin’ hilarious!
You should do it… why not make a little low carb cash on the side? Come on, Amateur Gourmet, you know you want a little cash to support that bundt cake habit…
Ha ha ha! Guess they didn’t really read the content! 🙂
Oh no… don’t be their Low Carb Whore!!
I’d wait to see what High Carbs Online offers.
And here I thought they HAD actually reviewed my site! How the heck did they harvest the emails? I feel so “unspecial”!Katherine