My Sincerest Apologies

Friends and loyal site readers,I regret to inform you that because I have a big fat final tomorrow morning at 9 am, I will not be able to share with you my food adventures from today. Anticipating this, I purposely had no food adventures. In fact, I didn’t even eat. I’m starving. I care about you that much.And because I couldn’t compose a Thursday Night Dinner Song (two weeks in a row now, unfortunately) I will leave you with a completely non-food-related trifle I wrote last year called “The Taper.” Please forgive me for my transgressions and pray that I survive the night.With warm regards,Your Amateur GourmetTHE TAPER.