Remember that skit with Phil Hartman where he’s Bill Clinton in the McDonald’s and he’s charming everyone but he’s really stealing the food off their trays? That’s why I felt this was relavent here.
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What Famous Eater (I mean, Leader) Are You?
The Amateur Gourmet
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Oh boy! I’m a mild mannered assassination victim (Abe Lincoln). I am good at mediating disputes, except for the occasional bloody civil war. Pretty darn accurate.
Yippee. My momma always said I was smart. I am Einstein. My ideas will either save or destroy the world.