This is not an April Fool’s Joke. The other day I was at my friends’ Jim and Jess’s place and Jess was like, “Oh my God, you guys have to see this.” She loaded up an episode of Sandra Lee’s new show (the one where she recreates fancy restaurant dishes at home, if you consider a $69 hot dog from Serendipity a fancy restaurant dish) and froze the screen on the shot you see above. What became immediately clear is that Sandra Lee either has the same DNA as a black-and-white cookie or the fake tan she paid for earlier that day had only been applied to the backs of her arms and hands. When she turned her arms the other way they were stark white. The lesson here is obvious: if you fake tan before you cook (and who doesn’t?) be sure they spray you on all sides.
Sandra Lee’s Fake Tan
gawd I love that bitch. And by that, I mean I love to hate her.
Don’t be a bitch. It is unbecoming. Leave her alone.
after her infamous Kwanza cake I have Not been here for Sandra.
Omggg that’s hilarious!! And I don’t subscribe to cable anymore. I miss those tablescapes of hers tho…..
He’s not being a bitch..I saw her on t.v. two days ago (about) and just did one of those little mental notes in my head. It went like this..”Wow she looks extra tan!” So yes, I to noticed. It was quite obvious and looked like she had stayed in the oven a tad too long…
AY. she needs to go somewhere else. Orange and uneven. I learned my lesson the hard way. I went to an upscale salon in nyc for my first spray tan, figured they had to know what they were doing. Left 5 shades too dark and spent the next few days trying to scrub it off.
I have noticed that food network is bad at hair, makeup and styling–with the exception of Giada. Does anyone recall the way they used to do Rachel Ray? She didnt have the same problems on abc
She broke the number one rule: don’t have cocktail time BEFORE you go spray tanning. Duh, Sandy!
were you having a bad day when you wrote this – bitchy tone a little off point, and maybe not so relevant
Anyone who mixes Jello and Cool Whip, puts it in a wine glass, ties a ribbon around the stem, and pretends she’s done something interesting deserves whatever she gets.
Anyone who mixes Jello and Cool Whip, puts it in a wine glass, ties a ribbon around the stem, and pretends she’s done something interesting deserves whatever she gets.