From The Dept. of Unfortunate Food Business Names (As Seen In Seattle)


Not sure which is worse: this or the relatively new Vegan restaurant that opened up near me in Park Slope: “The V Spot.”


  1. My day job is just inches from Neptunes, though I never had reason to pop in there. Somehow the name doesn’t strike me as all that odd, but Seattle is kind of a different planet.

    I’m sure there are more unfortunate names in Seattle’s restaurant pantheon… “Thai one on”, for example… or “Maggie Bluffs”. Or “Honey Hole.”

  2. Then of course there’s the deleted apostrophe…I’m assuming the juice belongs to Neptune. If not, what?

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