Believe it or not, I’ve read all 255 of your responses to “Spring Attendance.” I have to say, I’m really blown away by all the participation. Thanks to everyone for sharing your information! Don’t worry—none of that data has been used to build dossiers on you by the office of foodland security. If you notice strange eyes staring at you while consuming your lunch tomorrow, just ignore them. It’s probably nothing…
(Oh, and PS—most of you got this, but I didn’t write “MARITAL” twice…the second said “MARTIAL” as in martial law. I am not trying to make you feel bad, I’m just trying to make you better readerzzz.) REDEEM YOURSELF BY FINDING THE ERROR IN THE LAST SENTENCE!
The penultimate sentence is a run-on; it needs either a semicolon or a comma and a conjunction.
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NAME: Dennis
AGE:52
LOCATION:Seattle
OCCUPATION:Mathematician
MARITAL STATUS:Optimistic (Eternal)
MARTIAL STATUS:No longer run when confronted
READING THIS SITE SINCE:Dec 2004
SAUSAGE OR BACON?Can I have both
LEMON OR LIME?Depends on the drink
DINNER WITH SUSAN LUCCI OR LUNCH WITH KELLY RIPA?Have a doctors appointment
A WEEK IN PARIS OR A WEEK IN ROME?Can I have a week in both?
FUN FICTIONAL FOOD FACT:?
WHAT YOU ATE FOR DINNER ON MARCH 3, 1988:Steamed crabs and beer – living in Baltimore, was a laundry day. always had crabs/beer on laundry day