After reading many of your comments, it has come to my attention that I may get arrested for my great cookie plan. My family’s already been hassled by Republican thugs and this morning I woke up with a dead fish on my head. We’re playing with fire here.
Here’s how I’d like to do this. All Republican Kerry-voters, e-mail me your address. Maybe you will get cookies! This isn’t a bribe because of the “maybe.” Maybe, instead of cookies, you will get avocados. Then what will the authorities say? Also, I probably won’t do a follow-up on this. And those who volunteered to make cookies may hear from me too. So basically, if you prove that you’re a Republican who voted for Kerry you will most likely get cookies. But not definitely. Except probably definitely. But not in a sense that would suggest a bribe. [Oh, and if Kerry loses, no one gets SQUAT!]
Thank you. And don’t forget to vote!