It is with extreme sadness that I report that our beloved Harry has been voted off the Gourmet kitchen island. The votes went something like this:
Andrea: “It’s Harry. I love him to pieces, but he’s the strongest competition…”
Michelle: “With only two people to pick from, I, sadly, will cast my vote for Harry this round.”
Nick: “SAD! I have to vote for Harry. HARRY IS, WAS, AND WILL ALWAYS BE A FOOD CHAMPION! But I have to vote for him.”
Harry had this to say with his vote: “My vote is for Michelle. Not that it matters, Et-tu Nick? My alliance
has betrayed me. But I know it’s because I am feared and respected. In any case, if previous contestants decide who wins among the final two, this fact will NOT be forgotten. You can count on that NICK. Betrayed! Betrayed! Betrayed!”
Indeed, those who’ve been voted off WILL vote for the final winner. But more on that later.
I wonder if those who’ve been voted off can illuminate for us some of the backdoor politics that went on with these alliances. Blog-reading minds would love to know.
Farewell Harry! We’ll miss thee.