My chopsticks Pygmalion saga is still a work-in-progress. I’m Eliza Forkhappy. I really like using a fork, even when chopsticks are an option. I only use chopsticks, really, for sushi. And even then, I’d be just as happy using a fork. Or my fingers. I’m not what you’d call a “chopsticks advocate.” This is progress, though, from the vitriol I espoused years back to college friends who I felt “pretentiously” and “unnecessarily” used chopsticks to eat food that worked perfectly well with a fork. And thus tonight, while eating a sushi salad, the idea for a dinner song came to me:
May you see the error of your ways.