Gather ’round boys and girls and behold a freak of nature! See the freakish Magneta–watch her skin go from its pinkish hue to blackish silver!
Behold her pristine finger:
An ordinary finger, yes? No camera tricks, no hand double.
Now watch as she grazes a fork across her fingular surface:
Parents: cover your children’s eyes. For what you are about to see is so grotesque, so horrifying that Vincent Price would scream in terror. Alas, no more fanfare. Click below to behold the spectacle that is my mother’s finger:
How ghastly! How horrid! How silllllverish black!
Ok, the end.