Now that I’m a big star, I’m starting to worry that my visage at restaurants is so recognizable that my ability to evaluate might be compromised. So today I went disguise shopping. I didn’t buy any of these things, but I might…
A mustache, perhaps?
Redneck teeth?
Or, my personal favorite, a mullet?
A sound investment for a serious diner. Watch out Thomas Kellar, next time I do Per Se you totally won’t see me coming!
