This letter is to inform you that your Amateur Gourmet is in the process of completing his final final. This is a take home final in Jewish Law and requires great concentration and tsurris. What’s tsurris? That’s the fourth question on the test and I won’t get caught cheating. Suffice it to say, the test is time-consuming but I’ll be done tomorrow night. At that point I will consume great quantities of butter or alcohol, whichever’s handy. Drunken buttery cooking posts? Stay tuned.