Walking back from Whole Foods tonight, I encountered a familiar site. This BBQ:
It seemed to beckon me.
“Come hither, young one,” it said in a Yoda voice.
“You are the young gourmet they speak of?” he probed.
“I am,” I replied.
“Then it is time you had your training,” said the BBQ. Open me.”
“Behold my innards,” said the BBQ.
“I’m beholding,” I said.
“Soon you will grill on them. Soon you will be a griller,” he prophesized.
“Now close me,” snapped the BBQ. I snapped it shut.
The BBQ was silent. I walked away.
So does anyone know what kind of BBQ this is? Coal or gas or something? I have no idea. I am completely ignorant when it comes to BBQs. Would I need to buy coal? I have a BBQ book–“License To Grill”–so I’m not wanting for BBQ recipes, just BBQ knowledge. Please, help me face the master with confidence.