PART ONE: BIRTHDAY BUSTED
For my birthday (in February) Alex sent me a lovely Cookie Press from amazon.com. It was so lovely, in fact, that I kept it in the box and never used it. When Alex called to ask how I liked it I said: “I love it!” And when she said: “Are you using it?” I said: “Of course I am! I’m using it right now.”
Then Alex stayed over last night.
BUSTED! (It was still in the box when she got here).
PART TWO: GOURMET BUSTED
I run a website called The Amateur Gourmet. I cook things when I have a craving and extoll the wonders of fresh, culturally significant produce.
Then tonight I got hungry and found Entenmann’s cookies in Lauren’s pantry.
BUSTED! (I ate 6).
The end.
