WANTED: Crazy Potato Chip Girl

AGE: 25

HEIGHT: 5 foot something

ROOMMATE: The Amateur Gourmet

WANTED FOR: Eating gigantic bags of potato chips before she goes to bed.

ANYTHING ELSE: Yes. Crazy Potato Chip Girl is incredibly dangerous. Her breath reeks of potatoes and she has been known to belch without saying “Excuse me.” Crazy Potato Chip Girl will EAT YOUR POTATO CHIPS and she will NOT say she’s sorry.

If you have any information regarding CRAZY POTATO CHIP GIRL, please contact THE CRAZY POTATO CHIP GIRL AUTHORITY at pringles@lays.ruffles.com.

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