Some people are silly. They think the best Girl Scout cookies are Thin Mints.
The best Girl Scout cookies are Samoas.
Look at the box:
It’s purple. What’s purple? The color of royalty. And what color is the Thin Mint’s box? Green. The color of envy.
Now look at the cookie:
See how complicated?
Thin Mints are like two mint crackers dipped in chocolate. Big deal!
Samaoas are carefully constructed coconut patties with caramel and an intricate chocolate design. My friend Ricky once ate two boxes of Samoas. Did he eat two boxes of Thin Mints?
I rest my case.