Longest Drink Title In History

Mom and I went to Starbucks today. Here’s our drinks:

Mine is on the right. It is a simple caramel frappucino. Two words.

Mom’s is on the left. What is it? You may want to rub your eyes before you read this:

An iced non-fat decaf sugar-free vanilla latte.

Never have so many words been expended on one drink.

4 thoughts on “Longest Drink Title In History”

  1. I am a fan of the coffee frap. I like it really, really, REALLY straight up. None of that sissy caramel pour moi! ;)

  2. When I was an intern, I would fetch non-fat, sugar-free soy chai tea lattes. So…many…adjectives…

    Meanwhile, good call on the caramel frap.

  3. Trying to find an uber-long alcoholic drink name that would be impossible to say when you’re drunk. Pure comedy.

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