THE AMATEUR GOURMET IS PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THE BIRTH OF HIS NEW KITCHEN APPLIANCE
KNIFE
BORN IN GERMANY, KNIFE IS A MEMBER OF THE WUSTHOF CLAN: STAINLESS STEEL, TEN INCH BLADE. HE WAS TEMPORARILY HOUSED IN THE CUTLERY WING OF WILLIAMS-SONOMA IN THE LENOX MALL:
WHILE DRIVING HIM HOME, THE AMATEUR GOURMET NOTICED THAT TOWER RECORDS IS OUT OF BUSINESS AND THAT THE SPACE MIGHT BE GOOD FOR THE AMATEUR GOURMET’S DREAM BAKERY:
THE AMATEUR GOURMET IS SEEKING NAMING SUGGESTIONS FOR KNIFE. THE WINNING SELECTION WILL WIN AN ALL EXPENSE PAID TRIP TO TACO BELL AND A COUPON FOR ONE FREE TACO*.
SINCERELY,
THE PROUD FATHER
*note: offer expires in five minutes. taco is defined as shell and lettuce; not shell, lettuce and meat.
Mack. Definitely Mack.
When the shark bites
With his teeth, dear
Scarlet billows start to spread
Fancy gloves though,
Has Mack heat, dear
So there’s no a trace, mmmm of red.
I second the Mack motion.
I am going to vote that you name it “knife tit.” And you’ll just have to ask me why next time you see me. :) Have a good weekend.
P.S.- New updated site looks awesome. VERY professional
As it is a very large knife, might you call it Big Mack?
And Tower Records merely moved down the road to the Cost Plus shopping center.
So it seems my choices are: 1. Mack; 2. Big Mack; or 3. Knife Tit.
I think I like Big Mack the best!
Congrats, Josh and Vidiot. If you had both posted sooner you’d be splitting a taco right now.