THE AMATEUR GOURMET IS PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THE BIRTH OF HIS NEW KITCHEN APPLIANCE
BORN IN GERMANY, KNIFE IS A MEMBER OF THE WUSTHOF CLAN: STAINLESS STEEL, TEN INCH BLADE. HE WAS TEMPORARILY HOUSED IN THE CUTLERY WING OF WILLIAMS-SONOMA IN THE LENOX MALL:
WHILE DRIVING HIM HOME, THE AMATEUR GOURMET NOTICED THAT TOWER RECORDS IS OUT OF BUSINESS AND THAT THE SPACE MIGHT BE GOOD FOR THE AMATEUR GOURMET’S DREAM BAKERY:
THE AMATEUR GOURMET IS SEEKING NAMING SUGGESTIONS FOR KNIFE. THE WINNING SELECTION WILL WIN AN ALL EXPENSE PAID TRIP TO TACO BELL AND A COUPON FOR ONE FREE TACO*.
THE PROUD FATHER
*note: offer expires in five minutes. taco is defined as shell and lettuce; not shell, lettuce and meat.
6 thoughts on “It’s A Knife!”
Mack. Definitely Mack.
When the shark bites
With his teeth, dear
Scarlet billows start to spread
Fancy gloves though,
Has Mack heat, dear
So there’s no a trace, mmmm of red.
I second the Mack motion.
I am going to vote that you name it “knife tit.” And you’ll just have to ask me why next time you see me. :) Have a good weekend.
P.S.- New updated site looks awesome. VERY professional
As it is a very large knife, might you call it Big Mack?
And Tower Records merely moved down the road to the Cost Plus shopping center.
So it seems my choices are: 1. Mack; 2. Big Mack; or 3. Knife Tit.
I think I like Big Mack the best!
Congrats, Josh and Vidiot. If you had both posted sooner you’d be splitting a taco right now.
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