January 16, 2004 7:10 PM | By Adam Roberts | 56 Comments

A Mediocre Tropical Smoothie from The Barefoot Contessa

I have a love/hate relationship with The Barefoot Contessa.

On the one hand, her recipes are wonderful. Of all my cookbooks, hers produce the best and most consistent results: a terrific roast chicken, a great recipe called Pasta, Pesto, Peas that is as heavy on the flavor as it is the alliteration. Her desserts are buttery marvels: buttery in that they all contain 80 sticks of butter, but well worth it: luscious lemon squares, decadent brownies. You get the idea.

On the other hand, my political leanings make her TV show difficult to watch. Driving around the Hamptons in her BMW, chortling with her high-society friends, and flaunting her own unique brand of entitlement ("I always buy my chickens straight from the farm") the Barefoot Contessa is a noxious hybrid of classism and greed. Case in point, after a shopping spree, her friend says: "Ina, how could you buy so much?" Ina's response: "That's what rich husbands are for!"

Which is all to say that earlier this afternoon I followed her recipe for a Tropical Smoothie. I purchased the following items from Whole Foods:
- 1 mango
- 1 papaya
- 1 cup yogurt
- fresh orange juice
- Milk
In addition to the items I already had at home:
- Honey
- Banana
- Cat (just kidding)

I then proceeded to follow her directions (which you can get at foodtv.com, but after reading this you may not want to) and liquified everything in the blender.

Lauren was my taster and she said: "Mm, it's good." But not in such a way that suggested conviction.

I tried it myself and shrugged my shoulders.

"Eh."

In Ina's defense, she says the fruit must be incredibly ripe for this to taste good. My mango was ripe but my papaya was not. I guess that's what rich husbands are for.

56 Comments

So the next step for you is erm... get a rich husband? Hehe :)

jeffrey may be rich, but have you ever noticed that he is always flying in from some unknown location to have a nice dinner ina and then fly right back out again? i dont get it.

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