I'm sure I don't need to tell my readers to go out and vote or who to vote for (can you guess who I'm voting for?) but just in case there's a person out there sitting at home reading this, apathetically eating Doritos with Dorito fingers scared of getting Dorito dust on the voting booth go wash your hands and vote. In fact, that's where I'm headed now--maybe I'll see you there, Dorito Fingers! Let's do this.