No TV show had better Halloween episodes than "Roseanne"; you could tell the writers, the actors, and Roseanne herself relished these episodes season after season. This one, I think, is one of the best: all you need to know is that Dan and Roseanne are competing to see who can scare the other most. Don't miss the final scene, it's worth it! I'll post some more Roseanne Halloween episodes after the jump; hope you have a very creepy, spooky day and that you eat lots of candy.