Smoked Salmon Entries

August 4, 2008 | By | 169 Comments

As you can see in the post below this, I offered my readers, this weekend, an opportunity to win dinner for two at the James Beard House this Thursday. Since the meal is Nova Scotia-themed, I asked my readers to either make a recipe using smoked salmon or to place smoked salmon on the face of a sleeping loved one. The following are the entries I received; now it’s your job to vote for your favorite in the comments. Since it’s possible, I suppose, for sneaky entrants to vote for themselves many times, I’ll use my discretion in choosing the winner tonight at midnight. And so, without further ado, here we go…

Entrant 1: Heidi S.

Our first entrant ambitiously attempted both challenges; she made this nice looking smoked salmon tart:

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And she also placed a package of smoked salmon on her sleeping face. (The label says “Really Nova Scotian.”)

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Entrant 2: Stephanie K.

Stephanie K. not only made a smoked salmon sweet potato hash…

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…she also blogged about it here. Do we give her extra points for blogging?

Entrant 3: Rachael K.

Full disclosure: Entrant 3 is my friend and co-worker Rachael K. from Food Network. With that said, she’s fully entitled to enter and I think she makes an adorable showing here with her cat, Professor Pork Chop:

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According to Rachael, “He woke up very confused as to why his fir was so damn tasty.”

Entrant 4: Rochelle B.

Amateur Gourmet enthusiast Rochelle B. showed off her cooking chops with this “smoked salmon ‘clafoutis’ type thing”:

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And here’s a beauty shot:

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Maybe she can provide a recipe in the comments? (Also: maybe she can give me hair tips? Hers is cool!)

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Ok, those are our entrants. Who deserves to win? Time to put it to the vote; click comments and tell us your favorite!

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169 Comments

  1. rossi says:

    Most definitely the Perfessor

  2. zeep says:

    Agreed, Professor Pork Chop ROCKS.

  3. Rochelle says:

    I’m voting for .. myself. Can I do that? :O)

    The link to the recipe can be found at my blog, here:

    http://www.sexygirlseat.blogspot.com/

    But damnit, that cat is cute.

  4. rodinis says:

    The cat is cute.

    …but I’m going to have to give my vote to the pretty brunette with the cooking chops.

    My vote: Entrant 4.

    Cheers!

  5. Ruth Ann says:

    Professor Porky should definitely win! That’s too cute to pass up!

  6. Rochelle. Salmon clafoutis is a genuinely innovative recipe. The cat, while cute, is just a piece of salmon.

  7. steve in texas says:

    rochelle b’s looks yummy. not so much the cat.

  8. Ashley says:

    I vote for Rochelle!!!

  9. Ashley says:

    I vote for Rochelle!!!

  10. tomK says:

    Isn’t clatouti code for quiche?

    Voting for the Rochelle girl

  11. Sasha says:

    I’m voting for Rochelle… but mainly because, as her sister, I got to eat the dish yesterday for lunch and it was amazing.

  12. Alisa says:

    While I am inclined to go for the cat, because it’s one of the cutest pictures I’ve ever seen, my vote has to be with Ashley, because despite the fact that I just ate lunch, I suddenly feel hungry for salmon clafoutis.

  13. Alisa says:

    While I am inclined to go for the cat, because it’s one of the cutest pictures I’ve ever seen, my vote has to be with Ashley, because despite the fact that I just ate lunch, I suddenly feel hungry for salmon clafoutis.

  14. Alisa says:

    While I am inclined to go for the cat, because it’s one of the cutest pictures I’ve ever seen, my vote has to be with Ashley, because despite the fact that I just ate lunch, I suddenly feel hungry for salmon clafoutis.

  15. Matt H says:

    Rochelle B. is my vote. good luck Rochelle!

  16. Joelle says:

    I vote for Rochelle! :)

  17. Dave says:

    Rochelle gets my vote! Looks delicious. And the salmon thing.

  18. Dave says:

    Rochelle gets my vote! Looks delicious. And the salmon thing.

  19. Olivia says:

    This brings to mind the vaudeville saying “never follow a kid or an animal act.”

    That said though, Rochelle totally gets my vote.

  20. Lolabix says:

    My vote is for Rochelle B. Why?

    1. Her salmon dish looks the tastiest.

    2. Her hair (as already mentioned) IS looking very cool.

    3. Her food blog is simply blogalicious.

  21. beth says:

    I vote for Heidi or Rachael. Mostly Rachael because I loved her comment!

  22. brian Eliel says:

    definitely Rochelle

  23. liz says:

    I vote for Stephanie. Cats cloud the issue. Though the Prof is adorable….

  24. Natalie says:

    I think Stephanie’s smoked salmon sweet potato hash looks sounds pretty darned awesome, so she gets my vote!

  25. Mallory McGuire says:

    With so many qualified contestants it’s difficult to choose…but not for me! I vote for Rochelle Bilow and her delicious dish. She is a wonderful cook and I hope to see her out-cook the competition ;-)

  26. Heidi the Food Yenta says:

    As I said to Adam when I posted this, I never win anything, and in keeping with that tradition, even I would vote for the cat. Had I known it was going to be a beauty contest, I would have taken off my Yankees vs. Red Sox cap and spent a few hundred dollars on hair coloring . Unfortunately, I had to make something that my annoying family would actually eat, and since my husband is a pescetarian and I’m allergic to dairy, this was about the best I could do. It was actually very delicious–even for my poor teenage son, who is stuck eating organic, non-dairy, non-meaty things at a time in his life when all he wants to do is eat junk/meat/cheese/etc.

    Feel sorry for me! My kitchen is a political hell!

  27. Jamie says:

    My vote is for Entrant 4, Rochelle. I don’t really like smoked salmon, but that looks like the only dish I would try. (Also Ryan told me to vote for her.)

  28. Nicole Staring says:

    Rochelle. Salmon clafoutis. While you’re right, and her hair is gorgeous, it’s her cooking I want tips on.

  29. Nicole Staring says:

    Rochelle. Salmon clafoutis. While you’re right, and her hair is gorgeous, it’s her cooking I want tips on.

  30. Nicole Staring says:

    Rochelle. Salmon clafoutis. While you’re right, and her hair is gorgeous, it’s her cooking I want tips on.

  31. Mallory McGuire says:

    With so many qualified contestants it’s difficult to choose…but not for me! I vote for Rochelle Bilow and her delicious dish. She is a wonderful cook and I hope to see her out-cook the competition ;-)

  32. Angeline says:

    I would like to vote for Rachael and Professor Pork Chop.

  33. Jodi Kostelnik says:

    i vote for Stephanie K.!

  34. Kim Montero says:

    The site being what is it, I am going to vote for Rochelle’s dish. The recipie written in her blog sounds wondeful. While the cat is cute and Rochelle’s hair has become a hotly discussed topic for some, her recipie sounds the most appealing to me.

  35. ted k says:

    there seems to be some problems with comment entry, hope that can get fixed. I’m going with Rochelle for the food, not the hair.

  36. elissa says:

    I vote for Stephanie K! Anything with sweet potatoes is a winner in my book!

  37. Eric says:

    MY VOTE GOES TO ROCHELLE!

    LUV IT!

  38. Melissa Marrone says:

    I love Rochelle’s salmon clafoutis. It looks amazing and I cannot wait to try it. I love reading her blog and can always count on her great recipes along with great stories. And because her hair always looks great. I should mention that I’m totally a dog person! :)

  39. LeftyJames says:

    The cat photo is hilarious, but can the cat use the tickets? ;)

    I vote for #4 Rochelle B. and her “smoked salmon ‘clafoutis’ type thing” because it’s a great photo AND great food.

  40. Kristi says:

    I SO WANTED TO PUT SMOKED SALMON ON MY SLEEPING CAT!! But I was away this weekend, so couldn’t get it done.

    And though I high-five Rachael for her like-mindedness, I must say that the clafoutis looks superb. Rock on, Rochelle – you have my vote!

  41. Jim K says:

    A vote for Rochelle.

  42. Erin H. says:

    Agreed — that’s a damn cute cat pic, but I vote for Stephanie K.

  43. Elena M says:

    I vote for Rochelle!!!

  44. Andie says:

    I vote for Rochelle… The dish looks so delicious and her picture it’s really a cute one…(plust points for her great hair!!)

  45. Terry says:

    Professor Pork Chop is the clear winner in this contest. I think Rochelle rallied everyone she knows to vote for her.

  46. Smitty says:

    Entrant 4, Shell-Monster gets my vote!

    The dish looks yummy and Rochelle, as always, looks gorgeous.

    Looks like it’s a great thing you have going for yourself, girl :)

  47. Simi says:

    I vote for Rochelle.

  48. Kathy says:

    I’d vote for Rachael IF she let Professor Pork Chop eat the salmon. If she only teased him with it, my vote goes to Rochelle, even though I’d never touch a salmon clafoutis, because she’s inventive enough to attempt such a thing.

  49. sara says:

    Rachel K and Professor Pork Chop. The cat is too cute plus it’s hard to sneak up on cats and put things on their heads.

  50. Mish says:

    Voting for rochelle! she is the next rachele ray!

  51. Bryce says:

    I vote for Rochelle B.

    She knows how to bring the sexy out in any dish.

    Good Luck Rochelle!!!!

  52. Judy says:

    I vote for Rochelle!

  53. Joe says:

    Voting for Rochelle Rochelle

  54. Zoe says:

    Smoked salmon sweet potato hash hands down! I vote for Stephanie K.

  55. Zoe says:

    Smoked salmon sweet potato hash hands down! I vote for Stephanie K.

  56. girl runner says:

    The Purrfessor.

  57. girl runner says:

    The Purrfessor.

  58. Sarah says:

    That cat is cute, to cute, but it’s just salmon. And I have seen a million recipes for salmon clafoutis (seriously, google it) while I love it, I don’t think it deserves a vote…

    Steph K’s salmon and sweet potatoe hash look pretty good to me! SO she get’s my vote!

  59. Meb says:

    I vote for Entrant #4! Her tart looks *really* good! Plus she’s really hot too. Yay Rochelle! :)

    ~Meb :)

  60. Adrienne says:

    I vote for the Stephanie and the sweet potato hash – that sounds delicious!

  61. sarah says:

    professor lox face wins hands down.

  62. flip says:

    Why does that sweet cat have lox on its neck? That cat is not happy to have fish ON its body. Of course he woke up confused to have fish on his fur. Not funny.

  63. Greg says:

    I vote Rochelle.

  64. Taren says:

    I vote for Rochelle!

    Looks great :-)

  65. dave says:

    I vote for rochelle b/c i went to high school with her. nothing personal, just business!

  66. Greg says:

    I vote Rochelle.

  67. Tobias says:

    Stephanie K. Can’t go wrong with salmon and sweet potatoes.

  68. Carrie says:

    One big huge vote for Rochelle! Looks amazing!

  69. leia says:

    I vote Entrant 4: Rochelle B.

  70. jess says:

    I vote for Rochelle

  71. leftyjames says:

    Apologies if this turns out to be a double post, but it looks like the first one didn’t take for some reason.

    The cat photo is hilarious, but can the cat use the tickets? ;)

    I vote for #4 Rochelle B. and her “smoked salmon ‘clafoutis’ type thing” because it’s a great photo AND great food.

  72. Tony says:

    Most definitely Rochelle…most definitely…

  73. Tony says:

    Most definitely Rochelle…most definitely…

  74. Sarah says:

    That cat is cute, to cute, but it’s just salmon. And I have seen a million recipes for salmon clafoutis (seriously, google it) while I love it, I don’t think it deserves a vote…

    Steph K’s salmon and sweet potatoe hash look pretty good to me! SO she get’s my vote!

  75. Megan says:

    I vote for Stephanie because I’d like her to come to my province!

  76. Rochelle says:

    1. Of course I alerted my friends and family to the contest; wouldn’t you? I certainly expected the other contestants to do the same.

    2. Heidi, if I had hundreds of dollars to spend, it’d go into a Kitchenaid mixer, and not my hair.

    :O)

  77. John, Vancouver BC says:

    My vote is for #4 Rochelle

  78. whitnee says:

    rochelle gets my vote!

  79. whitnee says:

    rochelle gets my vote!

  80. Crystal says:

    I’m voting for Professor Pork Chop.

  81. DiggyG says:

    Stephanie K,

    although the cat photo is adorable.

  82. rob says:

    Rochelle for innovation.

  83. summer says:

    Ro!! who can resist a beautiful girl with beautiful food?

  84. summer says:

    Ro!! who can resist a beautiful girl with beautiful food?

  85. summer says:

    Ro!! who can resist a beautiful girl with beautiful food?

  86. rob says:

    Rochelle for innovation.

  87. Liz says:

    Stephanie for sure!

  88. Crystal says:

    I’m voting for Professor Pork Chop.

  89. CatW says:

    Stephanie K. all the way!

  90. ReneeRichelle says:

    gotta go with Rochelle!! can i come over for dinner sometime?! that looks amazing!!!!

  91. Nathaniel says:

    Professor Porkchop all the way! I can haz salmon? Kitteh!

  92. matzoman says:

    go Rochelle go!

  93. fussyhostess says:

    Stephanie has my vote.

  94. matzoman says:

    go Rochelle go!

  95. Bubby Wiprud says:

    I Vote #2.

    By golly, #2′s Stephanie K’s heavenly hash is so unbelievable good and orange that I went out and bought new ornage forks to match so that every time I make it the forks and the hash will both be the same exact color. I mean, how good is that, I ask you?

  96. José Muñiz says:

    Stephanie. Easy.

  97. vwc says:

    Rachael’s cat.

  98. Anonymous says:

    most definitely professor pork chop. too adorable!!

  99. Celie says:

    I vote for Rochelle! :)

  100. Megan S says:

    I vote for Rochelle B.! That looks delicious!

  101. A.J. says:

    To me the choice is obvious…. Rochelle aka contestant #4. Her dish looks just as delicious as she does.

  102. Sarah says:

    I vote for Stephanie! I don’t even eat fish, but if I did, it would sure as heck be in a hash!

  103. Anand says:

    Rochelle’s salmon is the greatest! I vote for her

  104. OneWingedAngel says:

    I def. vote for Rochelle B., and agree with A.J.’s comment 100% : )

  105. Richard Ruiz says:

    I vote for Rochelle Too

  106. Krista says:

    I vote Rochelle’s!!!

  107. Krista says:

    I vote Rochelle’s!!!

  108. John in Alabama says:

    Rochelle, Rochelle, Rochelle

  109. Krista says:

    I vote Rochelle’s!!!

  110. Pat says:

    My vote goes to Stephanie.

  111. Adam says:

    1 vote for Rochelle

  112. dann baker says:

    Stephanie!

  113. Keivyn says:

    Entrant 4: Rochelle B. def the best one!!!

  114. Keivyn says:

    Entrant 4: Rochelle B def!! looks delicious !!!!! yummm….

  115. Al Cutri says:

    I vote for Rochelle!!!! I’m a food expert and I’ve had her food, let me tell ya…the smoked salmon ‘clafoutis’ equals smoked heaven.

  116. Bobby Mace says:

    I’m going to have to vote for Rachael K.

    Let’s be honest. Based on the rules of the competition, she should win. Her picture is adorable (as well as a great picture), and she actually followed the rules.

    Rochelle’s dish might look tasty, and her hair might be nice, but she didn’t do either of the two things asked of her. She did not submit a recipe, and she did not take a picture of salmon on the face of a sleeping loved one.

    Heidi’s dish looks good too, but she did not provide a recipe, and the salmon is not on the face of a sleeping loved one…it’s on her own face.

    Stephanie is closest to following the guidelines, since she blogged about it, but even that’s pushing it.

    Not only SHOULD Rachael win, since her entry is by far the greatest, but she’s the only one to stay true to the competition. You don’t win a boating contest by biking, and you don’t win a recipe/picture-of-salmon-on-a-sleeping-loved-one’s-face contest by entering something else.

  117. Nick says:

    Rochelle B. gets my vote…

  118. Vanessa says:

    I vote for Stephanie K!

  119. Vanessa says:

    I vote for Stephanie K!

  120. Andy T says:

    For some reason it didn’t make it to the post, but Rochelle’s recipe is here: http://sexygirlseat.blogspot.com/2008/08/rogue-clafoutis.html

    And it handles the contest in an interesting way. One more vote for Rochelle here.

  121. Andy T says:

    Also, the recipe is linked to from her Flickr photo, exactly as the contest asks. http://www.flickr.com/photos/keukness/2728169243/ Adam just missed it.

    And who’s to say Heidi doesn’t have a strong enough sense of self-worth to be her own loved one? I say all entries are fair (though I’d like to see Heidi’s recipe, since the dish does look intriguing)

  122. Erin says:

    ROCHELLE!!!

  123. R Frederick says:

    Enough with the hair! Sure thats not Rachael Ray in a wig? And as far as cats go, well I’m a dog person. I’m votin’ for Stephanie. Actually wish I had some of that Smoked Salmon Hash in front of me right now. I’m hungry!!!!!!

  124. otto says:

    I vote for Stephanie K!!!

    She has an awesome blog and her recipe is the best!

  125. Lauren says:

    Rochelle’s recipe looks delectable. She really seemed to take a traditional food and add her own flavor to it! I’m definitely impressed.

    One vote for Rochelle!

  126. Susanna says:

    The cat wins hands down. Hell, it deserves to win a year’s supply of cat food!

  127. Stephanie says:

    I suppose I should throw in a vote for myself. Seems all the kids are doing it…

    Stephanie

  128. Collin says:

    Not only can Rochelle cook, but she can sing, dance, and act, too. World’s next Food Network quadruple threat?

    I vote for Rochelle.

  129. anonymous says:

    I have to say that Heidi the Food Yenta made a smart-looking tart AND met her family’s finicky food needs AND put a plastic package on her face, so she gets my vote! Her creativity and practicality outweigh youth, beauty, cosmetics and sexiness in an ideal food world, before there was Food Network. I shudder to think how Julia Child’s entry in this contest would have been ignored, but alas, it would not have been ignored in another time…

  130. destiny says:

    I vote for Stephanie’s heavenly hash.

  131. destiny says:

    I vote for Stephanie’s heavenly hash.

  132. Sarah says:

    Rochelle B!

  133. Serine says:

    Definitely one more vote for Rochelle! The food looks great and who can argue with a rockin’ cook with equally rockin’ hair?

  134. Sonia says:

    I vote for Rochelle! Those pictures of her salmon dish look gorgeous.

  135. Piggy says:

    Sure the kitty is cute…but no where near as cute as mine so my vote won’t be swayed by its sweet little face…I vote for Rochelle B.

  136. Stephanie says:

    I vote for Rochelle!!! She’s always whipping up something fabulous! ;)

  137. Stephanie says:

    I vote for Rochelle!!!! She’s always whipping up something fabulous!! :)

  138. english speaker says:

    @Bobby Mace:

    1. The instructions say “prepare” a recipe — not “submit” a recipe

    2. The instructions offer two options to win: preparing the recipe and submitting a picture of the dish and your face, together. . .OR, submit a picture that depicts smoked salmon upon the face of someone sleeping.

    Note the key word here. . .”or.”

    3. You have the right to vote, of course. But it seems a little grand of you to proclaim that someone SHOULD win.

    In other words, read the instructions, stop pontificating, vote, sit down, and shut up.

    Pud.

  139. Kristen says:

    Rochelle is the CLEAR winner here

  140. Kristen says:

    Rochelle is the CLEAR winner here

  141. Hillary says:

    I vote for Rochelle… I can’t decide which is sexier– her hair, her food or her food blog…

  142. Dan says:

    I’ll put my vote in for Rochelle…I wish I could cook that well. Plus she’s very pretty.

  143. Melynda Meszko says:

    I definitely think Rochell should win! Not only does her food look delicious, but she has the greatest picture (in my opinion).

  144. James says:

    I’m voting for number 4 Rochelle

  145. Bob says:

    +1 for Stephanie K. After reading the recipe I had to run home and make it TONIGHT. And man, was it worth it!

  146. Sara says:

    I’m voting for Stephanie K., because my missus says so.

  147. Sara says:

    I’m voting for Stephanie K., because my missus says so.

  148. CK says:

    I’m casting my vote for Professor Pork Chop!

  149. Ryan says:

    Just to be helpful, since I think the spam catcher made for a lot of double posts all-around, as near as I can tell with the doubles filtered out the votes now stand at:

    Heidi: 2

    Professor: 17

    Stephanie: 19

    Rochelle: 62

  150. Mandi says:

    the cat! the cat! i’m sorry it’s just too damn cute for me not to vote for it.

  151. Jo Marie Cook says:

    Rochelle Rochelle, beautiful work, girl. You’re inspired.

  152. Mary says:

    Rochelle B! For innovation, beauty, and a fabulous blog!

  153. Dana says:

    Professor Pork Chop gets my vote

  154. Rochelle says:

    I should mention that my first point was in response to a rather indignant comment that seems to have since disappeared .. wonky comment page, today, it seems.

    At any rate, I do want to make clear the fact that I seriously do love all of the other entries – the kitty is ADORABLE, Heidi definitely went the extra mile, and Stephanie’s really was innovative and creative. :O)

  155. patrick says:

    the professor. classic.

  156. Jackie says:

    Yummy! I put my vote towards Stephanie K.

  157. Thanks to everyone who voted; the polls are now closed! We have a winner, announced in the following post….

  158. jane says:

    Stephanie’s hash sounds different and delicious.She’s got my vote

  159. jane says:

    Stephanie’s hash sounds different and delicious.She’s got my vote

  160. cybercita says:

    i’m voting for rachel, because when i saw the entry about the contest, my first instinct was to drape my cat.

  161. Seth says:

    I vote for Stephanie.Hash should be served with *every* meal.

  162. Donna says:

    While the cat is cute, my vote goes to Stephanie and her salmon and sweet potato hash hands down.

  163. Donna says:

    While the cat is cute, my vote goes to Stephanie and her salmon and sweet potato hash hands down.

  164. Donna says:

    While the cat is cute, my vote goes to Stephanie and her salmon and sweet potato hash hands down.

  165. Tae says:

    Without a doubt–Stephanie K!

  166. Tae says:

    Without a doubt–Stephanie K!

  167. Tae says:

    Without a doubt–Stephanie K!

  168. ummm… that cat with salmon garnish looks MIGHTY TASTY!

    I vote for Prof.PC