The Chairman Song

In honor of his holiness The Chairman, ruler of Kitchen Stadium on “Iron Chef America,” I present to you an original composition, words and music and screechy singing by yours truly. Allez “The Chairman Song!”

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THE CHAIRMAN SONG

lyrics by T.A. Gourmet

Who rules kitchen stadium?

Has a look as fierce as radium?

Beats up kids at the arcadium

for making fun of Bobby Flaydium?

Who’s got a famous uncle?

Who’s got cool karate moves?

Who says “Let the battle begin?”

(“Let the battle begin!”)

Who’s creepy and introspective?

Does back flipping for his elective?

Tastes his food like a food detective

and shakes his head at the judges invective?

Who’s got a famous uncle?

Who’s got cool karate moves?

Who says “let the battle begin?”

CHORUS:

Come on everybody let’s sing a song a song about the Chairman;

Come on everybody let’s sing along

cause this is what we sing for the Chairman,

this is what we sing for the Chairman.

Is he real or is he an actor?

Does he wear makeup from Max Factor?

Are you a supporter or are you a detractor

of the man who is our benefactor?

Give him a lobster he’s gonna crack it

Give him a goat and he’s gonna track it

Give him a duck and he’s gonna quack it

Give him dinner and he’ll attack it.

CHORUS

Repeat:

Who’s got a famous uncle?

Who’s got cool karate moves?

Who says let the battle begin?

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