By Its Cover

Ladies and gentlemen, I proudly present to you the cover of my book!


I’m so psyched I can barely contain it. Only four months to go before this book is in your hands! (And you can pre-order it here.)


  1. AG, that makes me want to roll around in a big pile of chopped red onion — awesome!! But…I hope Lolita will make an appearance, maybe on the flap of the dustjacket? ;P

  2. as an ex-bookseller, i have to tell you: that is a GREAT COVER. that will sell like hotcakes out of the food section. especially if it has a recipe for hotcakes. but even if it doesn’t, that cover is made for a display rack. nice!

  3. The cover looks great and the subtitle of the book is hilarious. Congrats Adam! I am pre-ordering my copy right now!

  4. Congrats, Adam. You’ve worked hard and it has come to fruition. If you do a book signing in Chicago or Indy I’m totally there.

  5. Adam, please tell your agent to get you into the National Book Festival in DC this year…so I can shake your hand after you sign my copy!!! Of course, I’d go to any bookstore in DC if you were making an appearance, it’s just that I think the NBF would be a fabulous venue for you.


  6. Congrats on the book. One question: why isn’t your picture on the cover? They should be able to subsitute your mug for the doll’s face.

  7. This is clearly the icing on the cake, Adam! Your book looks ravishing and I agree, it is an eye-catcher. I’ve been bragging to my brother about your success and I’m gonna get this for his birthday. Will you autograph the pre-orders?