I know millions of readers are curious about how I spent my Valentine's Day, but surely you're more curious to know how Timmy spent his Valentine's Day. Who's Timmy? Find out in: Timmy's Valentine's Day. A short film by yours truly. Hope you got lots of roses and chocolates and things.
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Comments (11)
Oh, dear!! Please sir, I want some more. You are twisted, dear boy; never change.
Posted by Timothy | February 15, 2005 9:37 AM
There is a very fine line between lunacy and brilliance.
Posted by harry | February 15, 2005 10:25 AM
I once tried to read Ulysses. It took me an hour to get through 10 pages.
Posted by elise | February 15, 2005 1:23 PM
White spots? What's wrong with Timmy's mom?
Posted by Lauren | February 15, 2005 9:18 PM
sick puppy.
Posted by Dad | February 15, 2005 9:24 PM
Hey, I have those sheets.
Posted by Tony | February 15, 2005 9:54 PM
Really Off-Topic
Do any of you have weird food dreams?
Last night,I dreamt I had a flower stem in my hand, but when I looked at the bloom, there was a cooked shrimp at the end instead of a rose. It was curling and uncurling as if it were alive. Yuk!
I was so disgusted that in the dream I woke up, only to find cut-up cooked lobsters crawling up my bed desparate to attack me. There were single claws moving forward by clutching at my blanket and separated lobster bodies waving their antennas at me. The lobster parts were totally intent on doing me harm.
What do you think? Is there some secret meaning to this dream or am I just sick and wrong? :)
Posted by Sharon | February 15, 2005 10:37 PM
It's unfair to judge yourself as sick and wrong based on the bizarre things your unconscious comes up with while you're asleep. :-)
But yes, I've had weird food dreams. Thinking about anything as much as many of us think about our next meal will definitey lead to crazy dreams, in our case, food-laden ones.
But aside from that, when was the last time you had shellfish? Eww!!
Posted by SLOLindsay | February 16, 2005 12:49 PM
I don't have the food dreams so much as the booze induced liquid dreams. You know the ones where you are riding on the back of a dolphin in an ocean of orange juice. Anyone? Maybe I just drink way too much.
Posted by CateMI | February 16, 2005 12:54 PM
I was just going to call you a sick puppy but I see your dad has beat me to it.
What weird wave length am I currently on? I've posted two comments and both include your father.
Posted by chloe | February 16, 2005 8:22 PM
Leaves on her breasts! Spots! What does Timmy's mom do? I'm tormented.
Posted by mystery! | February 16, 2005 11:48 PM