You may buy me this camera.

I know many of you are often thinking, “Gee, the Amateur Gourmet’s pictures suck, I should buy him a fancy $1000 camera, but I won’t because that may wound the Amateur Gourmet’s pride.” I now grant you permission to buy me the Camera of the Year 2004. You have nothing to be ashamed of, honestly. Please, free yourself, and buy buy buy. Then send send send. Thank you.

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