Yom Kippur is fast approaching (begins tomorrow night at sundown) and by fast approaching I mean Jews gots-ta be fasting. Saw a play tonight called "Last Easter" and there was a joke in it that I'd like to share with you now on that very topic.

You see Ghandi, before he died, never wore shoes and never ate meat. As a consequence, his feet were bruised, he had no energy and he suffered from bad breath. He was a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Thank you and good night Vegas!