1. I have no idea what I’m doing.
2. I really have no idea what I’m doing.
3. Why are you still reading this site? I know nothing.
With that said, come join me as I attempt to make the almond-raspberry tart from Ruth Reichl’s “Tender at the Bone.” The tart shows up in Chapter Six and is the most glorified recipe so far in the book. Its potency promises to soften the heart of the camp director at a Parisian summer camp. In my case, it serves to fulfill several desires:
1. The desire to make a tart;
2. The desire to use the tart pan I just purchased from Williams Sonoma, using some of the $200 I made when I was interviewed about my Google Ads.*
* Did I tell you about this? Some marketing research person from England flew in last week and asked if he could meet me outside Central Park to videotape me discussing my Google Ads. He said his company would pay me $200 for my trouble. I said yes. When we met, the interview lasted barely more than 5 minutes. He paid me $200 in cash. I ran over to the Time Warner Center and went on a William Sonoma mini-shopping spree purchasing fancy olive oil, dish towels, and the aforementioned tart pan.
3. I really love the combination of almond and raspberry.
A New York Times blurb at the start of Reichl’s book exclaims, “Reichl writes with such simplicity–even the recipes included in this memoir are stripped down to their bare goodness.”
That was the thing. Reichl’s tart recipe was not intimidating. And tarts always look so professional, it was nice not to be intimidated. I thought I’d give it a go.
Give it a go I did.
The first part was easy enough: I did the same thing a few days ago when I made pie. Basically, with your fingers, you work butter into flour and sugar until it resembles coarse meal. Done and done.
Then my first problem-part: add an egg yolk.
Now I’m no chump, I’ve separated eggs before. But for some reason tonight was not my night. It took three eggs before there was any success:
As you can see, I’m still in denial about my lack of a garbage disposal.
Finally, I separated the yolk from the white using just my bare hands (the way the real hardcore chefs do it). I plopped it and 2 Tbs of cream into the coarse meal:
Now then, Reichl has you gather the dough into a ball, wrap it in plastic and refrigerate for THREE HOURS.
That, my friends, is a mighty long time in the world of Adam Cooks. Adam doesn’t like to wait three hours for anything. But patience is a virtue, and virtuous Adam shall be. Adam waited the three hours watching “The Assistant” marathon on MTV. Adam has watched too much TV since moving to New York. Adam has many books he’d like to finish. Adam must stop referring to himself in the third person.
Finally, three hours passed and I attacked the next step in the process: remove the dough from the fridge, flatten and roll out.
Houston, we have a problem:
This dough? To quote the 80′s song: “Solid. Solid as a rock.”
I waited the requisite 10 minutes Reichl has you wait for the dough to warm. Did the dough warm? No, the dough didn’t.
And when I pushed with all my might to begin rolling the dough out (hey, it was already 10 pm) the dough began to crack.
I shoved the pieces back together.
I attempted Plan B: warm dough with hands, then roll out.
This plane worked in its own weird way. Basically, I’d flatten with my hands, roll a bit, pieces would crack and I’d shove back together. Finally, the dough was spread 11-inches—Reichl’s specified measurement.
Now for the hard part. Because the dough was so fragile, I knew I couldn’t roll it on to a pin like a did with the pie: it would fall a part. So I did the only thing I could think to do. I used a Baker’s Peel:
This worked well in the sense that I peeled the dough off the counter. This worked bad in the sense that I couldn’t get the dough off the peel. In the process of transferring the dough into the tart pan, I ended up with this:
This wasn’t so pretty. No, indeed, Martha Stewart rolled over in her prison cell. What had I done!
But a good chef is not a quitter. A good chef turns lemons into lemonade. I’d make some tart-ade but I didn’t have a pitcher. So I pushed and I pressed and I stretched and I tugged and I ended up with this:
Not bad, considering the previous image.
From there it was just a matter of prebaking with the beans again (350 oven for 20 minutes), pulling it out and preparing the almond filling.
The almond filling was easy. Almonds and sugar in the food processor:
Butter, sugar, vanilla and then the almond mixture in the mixer:
Spread into the pre-baked tart:
Add two cups raspberries:
And bake 40 minutes:
Had I really done it? Was all my worrying in vain?
Can’t answer that yet, bub. Reichl has us cool the tart for TWO hours. It is now 1:42 am and the tart will be cool at 2. Will I taste it at two? Probably. Will I blog about it? No. For this tart-making heartbreaker is then off to bed, to dream about friendly dough that rolls out perfectly, fits the pan tightly and calls me in the morning.
A good dough is so hard to find.
- Adam's Personal Favorites (11)
- All-Time Greatest Hits (9)
- Appetizers (17)
- Beans (13)
- Beverages/Cocktails (13)
- Braises (13)
- Bread and Pizza (32)
- Breakfast (64)
- Cheese (8)
- Desserts (185)
- Dressings/Sauces (9)
- Eggs (8)
- Ethnic Food (20)
- Meat (14)
- Misc. Entrees (68)
- Pasta and Risotto (82)
- Poultry (23)
- Roasts (8)
- Salads (48)
- Sandwiches (4)
- Seafood (17)
- Sides (38)
- Snacks (32)
- Soups (33)
- Stews (7)
- Vegetarian (33)
More Amateur Gourmet:
Favorite Food Sites:
- 101 Cookbooks
- Chez Pim
- Chocolate and Zucchini
- David Lebovitz
- Serious Eats
- Simply Recipes
- Slice NY
- The Food Section