Dear Valued Customer,
We here at The Amateur Gourmet want to make your blog-reading experience as pleasant as possible. Our team of 70 loyal workers and artisans live to serve you and your needs. Why else are we kept chained together in Adam’s closet, starved and whipped without mercy until his posts are crisply edited and his videos flowing seemlessly? To serve you, that’s why. And because no one can hear us when we scream.
Lately we’ve noticed that the blog has been a little “bogged” down. Top-heavy, shall we say? Looking at it now, we see heavy quoting on the upper right corner and a too-long list of movies on the left side. Is this ok? We’ve also noticed that the movies are slower to download. Do you think this is because there are so many?
If we were to cut back on the movies, which movies should remain? How about the songs? Any other aesthetic criticisms?
Thank you so much for your time. If you respond promptly, we can lick salt off a spoon. Hooray!
The Amateur Gourmet Team