Olive Bread Gonna Rise Up
April 16, 2004 | By Adam Roberts | 1 CommentEnter Gospel Choir.
[Singing]
“Olive bread gonna rise up
Gonna rise up
Gonna touch the Lord!
Olive bread gonna rise up
Gonna rise up
Gonna touch the Lord!”
Enter White Dude.

“White dude gonna pose for a picture
gonna pose for a picture
and touch the Lord!
White dude gonna pose for a picture
gonna pose for a picture
and touch the Lord!”
White Dude cuts his boule.

“White dude gonna cut his boule
Gonna cut his…
What the hell’s a boule?”
“It’s shaped bread dough.”
“Oh.”

“White dude puts the boule in the oven
Puts the boule in the oven
to touch the Lord!”
White dude puts the boule in the oven
gonna make sweet lovin’
and touch the Lord!”
KEY CHANGE.
“OLIVE BREAD GONNA RISE UP
GONNA RISE UP
AND TOUCH THE LORD!
OLIVE BREAD GONNA RISE UP
GONNA RISE UP
AND TOUCH THE LORD!”

Enter THE LORD.
“My children,” says THE LORD. “Thank you for your song. I’m truly touched.”
“You’re welcome Lord.”
“But do you have to repeat so much? Can’t you vary the lyrics?”
“Sorry Lord.”
“Now where’s the bread?”
White Dude hands Him the bread.

The Lord cuts a slice.

He takes a bite.
“Not bad!” says The Lord. “Ok, gotta go. Ciao!”
“Olive Bread done rise up
Done rise up
and touched the Lord!
Olive Bread done rise up
done vary the lyrics
and touched the Lord!
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How do you come up with this stuff? I think the olive fumes are getting to you. ;)