It’s A Knife!

January 30, 2004 | By | COMMENTS

THE AMATEUR GOURMET IS PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THE BIRTH OF HIS NEW KITCHEN APPLIANCE

KNIFE

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BORN IN GERMANY, KNIFE IS A MEMBER OF THE WUSTHOF CLAN: STAINLESS STEEL, TEN INCH BLADE. HE WAS TEMPORARILY HOUSED IN THE CUTLERY WING OF WILLIAMS-SONOMA IN THE LENOX MALL:

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WHILE DRIVING HIM HOME, THE AMATEUR GOURMET NOTICED THAT TOWER RECORDS IS OUT OF BUSINESS AND THAT THE SPACE MIGHT BE GOOD FOR THE AMATEUR GOURMET’S DREAM BAKERY:

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THE AMATEUR GOURMET IS SEEKING NAMING SUGGESTIONS FOR KNIFE. THE WINNING SELECTION WILL WIN AN ALL EXPENSE PAID TRIP TO TACO BELL AND A COUPON FOR ONE FREE TACO*.

SINCERELY,

THE PROUD FATHER

*note: offer expires in five minutes. taco is defined as shell and lettuce; not shell, lettuce and meat.

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  • http://vidiot.typepad.com Vidiot

    Mack. Definitely Mack.

  • http://chrisdavis.typepad.com Chris

    When the shark bites

    With his teeth, dear

    Scarlet billows start to spread

    Fancy gloves though,

    Has Mack heat, dear

    So there’s no a trace, mmmm of red.

    I second the Mack motion.

  • Veronica

    I am going to vote that you name it “knife tit.” And you’ll just have to ask me why next time you see me. :) Have a good weekend.

    P.S.- New updated site looks awesome. VERY professional

  • josh

    As it is a very large knife, might you call it Big Mack?

  • josh

    And Tower Records merely moved down the road to the Cost Plus shopping center.

  • http://www.amateurgourmet.com The Amateur Gourmet

    So it seems my choices are: 1. Mack; 2. Big Mack; or 3. Knife Tit.

    I think I like Big Mack the best!

    Congrats, Josh and Vidiot. If you had both posted sooner you’d be splitting a taco right now.