It’s A Knife!

THE AMATEUR GOURMET IS PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THE BIRTH OF HIS NEW KITCHEN APPLIANCE

KNIFE

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BORN IN GERMANY, KNIFE IS A MEMBER OF THE WUSTHOF CLAN: STAINLESS STEEL, TEN INCH BLADE. HE WAS TEMPORARILY HOUSED IN THE CUTLERY WING OF WILLIAMS-SONOMA IN THE LENOX MALL:

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WHILE DRIVING HIM HOME, THE AMATEUR GOURMET NOTICED THAT TOWER RECORDS IS OUT OF BUSINESS AND THAT THE SPACE MIGHT BE GOOD FOR THE AMATEUR GOURMET’S DREAM BAKERY:

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THE AMATEUR GOURMET IS SEEKING NAMING SUGGESTIONS FOR KNIFE. THE WINNING SELECTION WILL WIN AN ALL EXPENSE PAID TRIP TO TACO BELL AND A COUPON FOR ONE FREE TACO*.

SINCERELY,

THE PROUD FATHER

*note: offer expires in five minutes. taco is defined as shell and lettuce; not shell, lettuce and meat.

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